The Blind Post

First, I must comment on the environment, and the temperatures that lay within. Any liquid that is consumed is rapidly lost in perspiration. I have rashes in places that won't be explicitely discussed in this blog, but suffice it to say, they're not particulary pleasant.
I seem to be somewhat of an attraction in China, almost like a walking freak show. The taxi driver that drove us into Beijing felt it necessary to feel the matte of humidity saturated hair on my arms and legs without permission or invitation. Others in the alleys and streets have stared incessantly without regard for what we may consider common courtesy. Don't confuse this for a criticism of the people - it's simply an observation of the differences in the culture. Walking through Tianiman square, Keith and I quickly received many looks of curiosity, and even had our pictures taken with some young visitors who apparently found two strangers with massive bags attached to their backs a wonder to behold.
The people selling items on the street are very aggressive. Apparently, grimaces, stern looks, frowns, rapid shakes of the head, and a constant barrage of "no's" doesn't deter their push to sell Mao Zedong watches, kites, shirts, hats, books, and everything else that one might commonly consider expendable items - or junk. One kid trying to sell watches followed me for five or six blocks, reducing his prices on the obviously conterfeit products from 13 dollars to 2 dollars, until he finally became so fed up and frustrated, that he just gave me the watch and started walking in the other direction. Not to be deterred myself, I followed him for a block or two, trying to convince him that I wouldn't take the watch for nothing, until I finally just left it on a concrete barrier, exchanged additional facial expressions, and ran quickly in the other direction. Madness I say, madness.
During the rapid composition of this post, the stomach felt stable and agreeable. I mention this only because Keith and I haven't been excessively vigilent and selective of the food we choose to consume. It's all far too delicious to ignore or disregard because of potential death. So, we continue forth, eating all that looks appealing and interesting. Additionally, you can't beat 5 dollars for a wooden bucket full of dumplings, two giant bowls of seasoned noodles with some kind of meat (maybe dog, maybe bat, maybe dragon testicle - who can tell), and four massive beers.


1 Comments:
Coming through loud and clear good buddy.
I would have thought that being a walking freak show was something you were used to, even here in the U.S. I half expected that specific paragraph to conclude as many would about your experiences in America, had you blogged about them: "Oh look, Jack Black. That is Jack Black I say! Oh, Mr. Black...may I touch your hairy arms?"
Great writing buddy. Stephanie and I are really enjoying these posts. Keep 'em coming.
As for the, er, chaffing, if any of those merciless kids are selling boxer-briefs, I recommend you grab some no matter what the price. Or, I hear that pouring dragon testicles down your pants in remarkably refreshing.
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